You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Randomize