Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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