My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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