Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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