the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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