Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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