I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
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