the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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