Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Panties = found
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