Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Non-Jews are for practice
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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