Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
Randomize