"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
The adults are the big ones right?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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