discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
whose ass print is on the piano?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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