these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
Randomize
