I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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