Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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