Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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