You're completely useless in the revolution.
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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