I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Plan B is the new Plan A
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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