Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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