So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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