I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
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