Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm jealous of your bromance
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Green mimosas i think yes
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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