so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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