So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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