He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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