Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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