she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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