Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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