At least make sure they are 18
Why
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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