whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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