For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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