I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
BRING THE BAGELS
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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