Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Randomize
