So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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