Kiss
Puke
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
