Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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