he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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