Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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