Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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