i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Shame is for Republicans.
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