It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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