My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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