I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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