Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
