I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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