Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
They have beer where we have blood.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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