that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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