party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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