You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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