is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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