I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
pop tarts are not kleenex
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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