We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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