You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
